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Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Second hand furniture.

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Use your imagination.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dogs shaving

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.