Perpetual Motion Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man running in a hamster wheel

Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Rocking Horse

Don't Take No For an Answer

Sidewalk Ballet

A Boy and His Mother

Yoyos

Child with doll in the sea

Little boys

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Wild Child

Sticking out tongue

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

"You spoil that boy."

Untidy bedroom

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

Boy slides down handrail.