Perpetual Motion Enthusiast Gifts

Man running in a hamster wheel

Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Rocking Horse

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Sidewalk Ballet

Little boys

Yoyos

A Boy and His Mother

Child with doll in the sea

Don't Take No For an Answer

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"You spoil that boy."

Wild Child

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Sticking out tongue

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Untidy bedroom

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

Boy slides down handrail.

"If you pretend to throw that stick one more time...I will chew your arm off clean to the elbow."