Perimenopause Gifts

Mary's hot flashes were becoming more and more intolerable.

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Don't have a hot flush....

Niche Extracurriculars

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Menopause and the City

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Flash Cuisine

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

Another hot flash?

'I know you don't want to admit you're old enough to be menopausal, but blaming your hot flashes on global warming...'

'Not to worry. Water retention is a common symptom of menopause.'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"Loss of libido? Have you considered Husband Replacement Therapy?"

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'It's my biological clock.'

Hot flashes

The firefly wants some relief from hot flashes.

'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement."

Fables for the Middle-Aged: Goldilocks and the 3 Hairs.

Internal Clock

Candle Menopause

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."