Performance Police Gifts

Hypodermic holding up drugs testing notice.

"Just be yourself."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Taking a peek at the audience

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Primitive magician

'He's maturing early.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Orchestra conductor

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

1,572 Performances.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Ta Da!...

Pre-Minstrel Tension

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."