Performance Police Prints

Hypodermic holding up drugs testing notice.

"Just be yourself."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

'He's maturing early.'

"I, TikTok."

Primitive magician

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Orchestra conductor

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

George Michael

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ta Da!...

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

1,572 Performances.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Karaoke night.

Pre-Minstrel Tension

Actor practising his indian war crys

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."