Perfect Team Dreamer Gifts

'We'd make a perfect team, if it wasn't for You!'

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Belief and Trust.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Midnight Basketball

Pull and all nighter...

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Baseball Dreams

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

Not The Real Me

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

Penalty

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

Welcome to our team.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Working Together

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

NBA Vampire

'It's part of working as a team, Michael, we all have to make a sacrifice now and again.'