Perfect Team Dreamer Gifts

'We'd make a perfect team, if it wasn't for You!'

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Belief and Trust.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Midnight Basketball

Pull and all nighter...

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Baseball Dreams

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

Not The Real Me

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Penalty

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Castaway with a tennis court.

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

Welcome to our team.

Working Together

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

'It's part of working as a team, Michael, we all have to make a sacrifice now and again.'

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."