Dream Team Gifts

"Tonight, let's not do the thing where you snore and kick up your hind legs in your sleep."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Bob's Driving School.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

The weight of winning gold.

Salesman on Holiday

"What a week!"

'We'd make a perfect team, if it wasn't for You!'

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"Ambitions... to be opened."

"We need fresher ideas"

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

As the summer drew to a close, Mrs. Bank's back-to-school nightmares progressed from a class of her worst students, to a class of their parents.

"You have a strong interest in sports."

Bently and Son, Inc.

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

'Are you the one that wanted a ball team?'

"On top of everything else this is a bureaucratic nightmare."

'Was it the 'Catwoman' dream again?'

Lighthouse

Guys, I'm afraid to fall asleep. What if I have another nightmare that Anderson Cooper is taunting me? Take that, fancy anchor man.

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

'Holly? Are you listening?'

Jim was crazy about Fantasy Football, that is, until he discovered 'fantasy' Fantasy Football.

"So I'm quietly minding my own business and suddenly my parents barge in and thrust greatness upon me!"

'Is that how your brain works? 'Cause that sounds primitive.'

'I know what you mean... These things used to help me concentrate. Now they just get me to normal.'

The batsman's day-dream