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"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee in flight.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

The Hummingbird

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

'She never learned how to dance.'

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

Harold Wilson

Bees

'Bark less, work more.'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

"Pipe Dream"

Designated smoking area of the gods

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

'I'm starting a union so we can have shorter flowers and more honey.'

"What are you thinking about?"

"Who are you calling plug-ugly?" (2 Triceratops)

Edward stayed home, biding his time & waiting for the pipe smoking revival.

Moses takes a rest.

"When I have too much caffeine at work I become nervous, agitated and experience an elevated heart rate. It's at this point that I achieve maximum productivity."

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."

'And we'd like some water - nothing fancy - rainwater will be fine.'