Percolator Pro Mugs

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee in flight.

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

The Hummingbird

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'She never learned how to dance.'

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

Harold Wilson

"Pipe Dream"

Designated smoking area of the gods

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

'Bark less, work more.'

Bees

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

Moses takes a rest.

"Who are you calling plug-ugly?" (2 Triceratops)

"What are you thinking about?"

"When I have too much caffeine at work I become nervous, agitated and experience an elevated heart rate. It's at this point that I achieve maximum productivity."

'I'm starting a union so we can have shorter flowers and more honey.'

Edward stayed home, biding his time & waiting for the pipe smoking revival.

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."