Pepper Pranksters Pillows

"The trick is to always carry some ground pepper and throw it behind you to stop the bloodhounds from following your scent. . ."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Back to the Holidays

"I think we both know who did it...."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Dog got your clog?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Self-walking dog

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Happy New Year

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