Pepper Prankster Pillows

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Diving Cat.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I did it all from memory.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'