Pepper Prankster Pillows

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Diving Cat.

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

Clown Skis.