Puppet Prankster Pillows

Sock puppet down!: 'A hand! I need a hand!'

'Can I get another second opinion?'

"'Meow' and 'Purr'? It isn't clever and it isn't funny."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"