Pudding Prankster Pillows

'Why didn't you tell us that you'd put coins in the Christmas pudding?'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Snowman Driver

'Not bad, for naughty.'