Budding Prankster Pillows

"It looks like our character development initiative is beginning to sink in."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Diving Cat.

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'I've got it written down...'