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A Reception at the Queen's House, now Buckingham Palace (Engraved BW Version)

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

Lady Jane Grey

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

The Loneliness of Power

'You learned WHAT about me in history class?'

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

"It's too late to give a tax cut to the rich, Sire -- They're all poor now."

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

Come on, dear - all kings have groupies!

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

'You know those troops you sent to Algeria? -- They went to Alberta.'

"Today we're going to open that dungeon and let those demons out."

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

King Charles III's coronation

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

King James I

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!'

The Queen's Speech