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A Reception at the Queen's House, now Buckingham Palace (Engraved BW Version)

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

Lady Jane Grey

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

The Loneliness of Power

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'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

'You learned WHAT about me in history class?'

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

"It's too late to give a tax cut to the rich, Sire -- They're all poor now."

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

King Charles III's coronation

"Today we're going to open that dungeon and let those demons out."

Come on, dear - all kings have groupies!

'You know those troops you sent to Algeria? -- They went to Alberta.'

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

King James I

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!'

'Don't worry about it, Son — Kleptomania runs in the family.'

Dumbstruck - 'Does my bum look big in this?' King and Queen ant.