Lover Of Royal Themes Gifts

Excuse me for staring, but we don't get a lot of Royalty around these parts.

'How about a game of cards?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

"Take me to your leader"

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

'Well, looking back, I suppose it was a mistake to sue the king.'

'Hey, I remember you -- You overthrew ME!'

'Let the good times roll.'

"Do you worry about hoarding?"

"You know it's just a name, right?"

Reigning Cats and Dogs.

'I just dreamed you were my Queen and I was King Henry VIII.'

Queen of diamonds

Ann Boleyn like nothing better than to settle down with a good self help book.

A Reception at the Queen's House, now Buckingham Palace (Engraved BW Version)

'Now remember, Mrs. Smith, this is only a temporary crown...'

'Kings are SUPPOSED to flaunt it!'

"It's a small country with an acute shortage of babes."

'Let's take this step by step -- first, I want you to recognize each other's right to exist.'

Akihito - Emperor of Japan

'That wasn't great sex, but it was fun!'

'And as a committed Royalist you'd be witnessing this historic event at Westminster Abbey.... or the King's Head.'

'You idiot! -- I said to purge the voter rolls, not purge the voters!'