Pension Day Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful way to mark Pension Day? Our collection features quirky and charming items perfect for celebrating a retiree’s milestone. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find the ideal gift to acknowledge this special occasion with humor and warmth.

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Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate. mockup

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

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Polly txt speak

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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.' mockup

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

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"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it." mockup

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

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'Why can't my walks be that fun?' mockup

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

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"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent." mockup

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

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"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts." mockup

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

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'Super Dog'

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Pampered and poodled.

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"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?" mockup

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.' mockup

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

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"Fill it up!"

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"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department." mockup

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

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'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.' mockup

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

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You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way. mockup

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

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'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.' mockup

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

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"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog." mockup

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

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Dog ignores angry cat.

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"Pssst. Fake poop."

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'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.' mockup

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

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'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.' mockup

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day." mockup

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

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Dog Wrestling.

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"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous." mockup

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

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'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.' mockup

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

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'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.' mockup

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

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"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by." mockup

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

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'What can we do about this leadership course?'

'What can we do about this leadership course?' mockup

'What can we do about this leadership course?'

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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'He's my personal potty trainer.' mockup

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

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"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ." mockup

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

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'right, make sure any new companies we acquire have an ageing workforce'

'right, make sure any new companies we acquire have an ageing workforce' mockup

'right, make sure any new companies we acquire have an ageing workforce'

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Pension Day Gifts Collection

Pension Day Mugs

Explore our range of Pension Day mugs to add a cheerful touch to their morning brew and celebrate this milestone.

Pension Day Pillows

Relax and enjoy the retirement phase with our comfy pillows, great for celebrating Pension Day at home.

Pension Day Prints

Decorate their space with a bespoke print that commemorates Pension Day and the exciting days ahead.

Pension Day T-Shirts

Find the perfect Pension Day t-shirt to wear proudly and showcase the joy of retirement in style.