Pension Pioneer Gifts

Take Your Social Security Early.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"How is it gendered?"

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Disco Owls

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"We wish we could drink the water."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

Baby Shower

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'