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Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Preventive medicine.

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

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Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

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"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

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"That's more like it!"

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

A light after vaccination

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

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