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'Now this is my kind of green!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

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"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

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'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

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'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

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'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

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"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

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"That's more like it!"

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

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'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

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