Penny-pinching Marksman Gifts

'That gunsmith wanted an arm and a leg to fix my gun.I said i could fix it myself.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Power/Expenditures

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

Colonel Bagshot.

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

Sniper Rec Room

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

'You've hit the bull.'

A hunter missing his target

"We thought it would save us money if we bought you the wood, and you made your desk yourself."

'He went into shock when you presented him with the hospital bill.'

'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meals!"

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

"Where can I go for this much?"

"I guess I'll just sit here since I can't risk being seen wearing everybody's stuff. On a more positive note, I'm actually saving money."

William Tell

'I know it's not finished. You made me promise to stay within the the estimate I gave you.'

Frugal four

Clenched Purse

"Look at how much money we could save if we were homeless."