Penny-pinching Patient Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who’s both penny-pinching and remarkably patient? Our collection combines humor with heart, perfect for those who save smartly and wait patiently. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their meticulous savings and calm demeanor, making every day a little more cheerful and a lot more personalized.

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"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet." mockup

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

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'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?' mockup

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?' mockup

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls. mockup

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

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"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun." mockup

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

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'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?' mockup

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

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Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs). mockup

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

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Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed! mockup

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

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'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.' mockup

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

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"I just..."

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'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.' mockup

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

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Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses. mockup

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

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"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...." mockup

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

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"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing." mockup

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

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"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year." mockup

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

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'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?' mockup

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

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Blowing dust off an order book.

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'What can you get with a quarter?' mockup

'What can you get with a quarter?'

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"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!" mockup

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

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"Your portfolio is too conservative." mockup

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

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Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project! mockup

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

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"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills." mockup

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

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"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow. mockup

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

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"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim." mockup

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

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'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.' mockup

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

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Power/Expenditures

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World's cheapest car

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"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money." mockup

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

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'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.' mockup

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

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I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill... mockup

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

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Handled all of my own investments mockup

Handled all of my own investments

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"Installed it himself ??" saved $50." mockup

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

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Penny-pinching Patient Gifts Collection

Penny-pinching Patient Mugs

Looking for more fun mugs? Explore our collection designed specifically for penny-pinching, patient personalities—perfect for daily humor and inspiration.

Penny-pinching Patient Pillows

Add a touch of personality to their space with pillows that celebrate their thriftiness and patience in a witty, creative way.

Penny-pinching Patient Prints

Find art prints that honor the patience and savings smarts of your favorite penny-pincher—ideal for inspiring their day with humor and style.

Penny-pinching Patient T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that capture the clever and calm spirit of penny-pinching patience—great for casual wear and making a statement.