Penny-pinching Marksmen Gifts

'I know it's not finished. You made me promise to stay within the the estimate I gave you.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Things of the past...

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

You're getting cheaper, Armstrong. I'm getting more efficient. It's the American way. Businesses have to keep growing profits to satisfy their investors. The innovative entrepreneur finds ways to grow sales while constantly cutting costs. By giving customers used straws. They're broken in.

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

Couple with a piggy bank house

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

'We're running over budget. Better board up all the other windows, too.'

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

'It's a bill for asking how much I charge.'

"Sergio, are we having money problems?"

Economic Crisis

"Spend every last penny. Leave money to my spoiled kids. Spend everything...leave everything..."

"We thought it would save us money if we bought you the wood, and you made your desk yourself."

'You the guy who asked for the least expensive generic alternative?'