Pendulum Ponderer T-Shirts

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

Wildlife

Tourists

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Pyramid catflap...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

How they did it . . .

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Camel'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Ricochet

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'