Pendulum Ponderer Gifts

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

Wildlife

Tourists

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'Camel'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass