Penal System Ponderer Pillows

'Which section, guilty, innocent, or framed?'

Extreme Sisyphus

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

Max Weber

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Caption Contest TK

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Retirement Issues

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Bumper Limos