Pen Palling Pillows

"You're such a good listener."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Beanirrito"

Soldier armed with a pen.

Tequila Mockingbird

Freedom of the press

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

You've Got Mail

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Forrest Gander

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

Underrated tweet

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

Pen mightier than sword.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Cartoonist Pencil