Pediatric Care Joker Pillows

'Be careful when you inject him, the frowny face means he's a biter.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

"Rolling pizza cutter."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'

"I'd like a second opinion. He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

"Got it!"

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"

'No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables.'

"So far, decliners outnumber advancers nine to seven."

'Hope that Medicare will kick in to help with my developing headache pain!'

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

"Fluffy will be giving you rour CAT scan."

"I believe I told you quite clearly not to let his stitches get wet."

'Your heart's in great shape, but I'd recommend transplanting all of your other body parts.'