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Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

Yeah, his new shell looks weird, but it smells weirdly delicious.

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'Since you ask...business is terrible!"

Eagle Dance/Peanut Dance.

"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Snoopy with Laptop

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"No religious nuts!"

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

Mixed Nuts

P*ssed-atchios...

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

Think Small.

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"Keep it open."

'I'm usually cautious as heck, but last Tuesday I got this hot tip on peanut futures in south Georgia...'