Peanuts Gifts

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'Since you ask...business is terrible!"

Eagle Dance/Peanut Dance.

"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

Mixed Nuts

P*ssed-atchios...

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

Think Small.

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"Keep it open."

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

'I'm usually cautious as heck, but last Tuesday I got this hot tip on peanut futures in south Georgia...'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

In later years, the grim spectre continued to haunt Linus.

The Last Planters Peanut Day.