Peanut Peddler T-Shirts

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'My final offer.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"No religious nuts!"

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

The Specimen Hunter

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

Think Small.

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"Keep it open."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

Sidewalk Sam's - Home of the 25¢ stylus.

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'