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"And a bag of peanuts."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'My final offer.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"No religious nuts!"

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

"Keep it open."

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

Who's Not Who.

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

Think Small.

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

'He's not real, It's just something Charles Schulz made up'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

Mr. Peanut sauced.