Peanut Patron Prints

"And a bag of peanuts."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"No religious nuts!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'

Who's Not Who.

"Keep it open."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

Think Small.

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

'I'm usually cautious as heck, but last Tuesday I got this hot tip on peanut futures in south Georgia...'

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."