Peanut Peddler Pillows

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Table Of The Elephants

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

The Specimen Hunter

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

"Keep it open."

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

Think Small.

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

Eagle Dance/Peanut Dance.

'I'm usually cautious as heck, but last Tuesday I got this hot tip on peanut futures in south Georgia...'

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."