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'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Night of the Latkes

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It was a botched surgery."

'My final offer.'

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'Can I get another second opinion?'

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

Larry's Literary Market.

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Apple talks to banana, as pear looks on, saying: 'Look, it's hard to explain ??" you're just a funny guy, OK?'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

Think Small.

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

'I'll have the custard pie please.'

"I said I wanted to see you in skimpy clothes..."

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."

Wordplay: Road Rage

Eagle Dance/Peanut Dance.

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Be cool, Bob. Don't go charging blindly into the stands. . . Any one of thousands of spectators could have tossed that cream pie.'

"Nuts?"

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"The trick is to always carry some ground pepper and throw it behind you to stop the bloodhounds from following your scent. . ."