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'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Night of the Latkes

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

"It was a botched surgery."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Larry's Literary Market.

'Can I get another second opinion?'

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Apple talks to banana, as pear looks on, saying: 'Look, it's hard to explain ??" you're just a funny guy, OK?'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

Think Small.

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

Eagle Dance/Peanut Dance.

"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."

"I said I wanted to see you in skimpy clothes..."

Wordplay: Road Rage

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

'I'll have the custard pie please.'

"The trick is to always carry some ground pepper and throw it behind you to stop the bloodhounds from following your scent. . ."

"Nuts?"

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Be cool, Bob. Don't go charging blindly into the stands. . . Any one of thousands of spectators could have tossed that cream pie.'