Peak Performer Gifts

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

'Dude, is that a space satellite? Maybe we climbed a little too high this time.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Photograph from Heaven.

The Ladder to Heaven

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Sign on Mountain - KEEP OFF THE GRASS

Ladder to Heaven

"I think I've just peaked!"

Tourist graffiti on the top of a mountain.

"B.O.? Who - ME?"

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

No U Turn.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Ocean wave and mountain appear to be as one for surfer and mountain climber.

Rock Climber

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Mountain Climbers Society. 25,000 feet --- What have you been up to lately?

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Showbiz Awards

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

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