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'That peak has such a look of defiance.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Do you have an appointment?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'Special Delivery!'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"I fancy tall men."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

'Thirteen'

"Hang on! - These are wet wipes!!!"

"Can I help you?"

Everest summit queue...

Peak and off peak.

You are here.

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

The Princess and the Particle

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"