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"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"I see a couch."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Special Delivery!'

"I fancy tall men."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

'Particles, particles, particles.'

X-Raying Christmas Presents

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

'It would seem that grooming one another is very important in maintaining social order.'

'I told you to keep quiet about not liking cats...' (Animal Rights protesters outside the house)

"Swipe left please pal."

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

'Got one with a smaller check?'

'That peak has such a look of defiance.'

'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

"... and now read the fourth line, please."

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

Bird house envy.

'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'

New Scandal Erupts. History sure does repeat itself. Yeah, and louder every time!

"Boy, have they got your number!"

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