Putting Green Perceiver T-Shirts

'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"I wonder where they nest..."

'Look! They're little green men too.'

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

'I see live people.'

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

Golfing advice - "I'd use a 7 iron and hook it into the prevailing wind etc.....you'll just belt it into the trees as usual."

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

"Fore!"

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Who said that horses aren't carnivores?'

'That peak has such a look of defiance.'

Carbon Credits

Recycling effluent

New Scandal Erupts. History sure does repeat itself. Yeah, and louder every time!

'Listen to this, folks, Grimswald has a putting average of 1.745, greens in regulation of 71.3% and ranks number 19 in product endorsements.'

'You awkward little sod, don't tell me you've gone off ants now!'

"He wants to know if we're interested in energy saving home insulation?"

Sign on factory: We Are Really Environmentally Friendly. We Color Everything Green.

'I realize this is a tough green, but to have 68 putts is beyond belief.'