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Golfing advice - "I'd use a 7 iron and hook it into the prevailing wind etc.....you'll just belt it into the trees as usual."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

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'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Golf lessons

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

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"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"It's called being preemptive."

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Just a drop."

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Quality Contorl.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.