Putting Green Lover T-Shirts

"Fore!"

Deforestation.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Botany Baby!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

'Where's my horse?'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

A gap between the solar panels

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Spotted Owl Migration

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"