Putting Green Lover Pillows

"Fore!"

Deforestation.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Botany Baby!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Where's my horse?'

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

A gap between the solar panels

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Spotted Owl Migration

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?