Putting Green Artist Pillows

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Playdough's The Republic

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

The Music Seed

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'