Eco-artist Pillows

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Cariactures

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Caricatures $20"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Climate Change

"I love your work!"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Plant Parenthood...

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

COVID Vaccine

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now