Eco-friendly Artist Pillows

Make Your Own

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Urban Compost Heap.

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

Green Coffee

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"'Venus. 28" high. Glass and aluminum.Please recycle properly."

'How can I stop these moles digging up the garden?'

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

"It's from the environmental lobby. . . they want you to stop putting coal in the naughty kids stockings."

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"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

"Are we going to let this cartoonist continue to foul our environment by being so careless with his ink?"

Flower Trumpet

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

'Of course we are doing our part against global warming. Here we are producing a new line of air conditioners.'

No oysters killed during construction of pearly gates.'

"Nice jump, Sergei."

'Dear, are these containers recyclable?'

JC Green. . . All Natural Lawyering.