Eco-friendly Artist Mugs

Make Your Own

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Urban Compost Heap.

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"

Green Coffee

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"'Venus. 28" high. Glass and aluminum.Please recycle properly."

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'How can I stop these moles digging up the garden?'

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

"It's from the environmental lobby. . . they want you to stop putting coal in the naughty kids stockings."

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'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

Flower Trumpet

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

'Of course we are doing our part against global warming. Here we are producing a new line of air conditioners.'

No oysters killed during construction of pearly gates.'

"Nice jump, Sergei."

JC Green. . . All Natural Lawyering.

'Dear, are these containers recyclable?'

Jimmy decided to work in a more creative field.