Eco-artist T-Shirts

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Cariactures

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

"Caricatures $20"

"I love your work!"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

COVID Vaccine

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Graffiti Forever!