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'Dear, are these containers recyclable?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

The New Normal

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

COP26

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."